Customer Reviews
| Rating |   | | Date | May 11, 2005 | | Summary | this comedy only goes so far and then it drops. | Content
 | 3 working bank tellers, played by Alicia Silverstone (Excess Baggage, Clueless), Paul Costanzo (Tv's Joey, Road Trip) and Woody Harrelson (Tv's Cheers, She Hate Me), plan on robbing the bank that they work at. The movie begins on the day that the cops show up at the bank and then we rewind the week back into the 3 tellers lives and we see why they want to rob the bank. So, they all do it and when they get back the boss, played by Joshua Leonard (The Blair With Project, Deuces Wild) tells them they've been robbed from the ATM by some punks and then he brings the 3 tellers in his office to give them a promotion but they all deny it and quit. John Cleese (Monty Python member, Rat Race) only had one funny moment in this movie and that's the scene where he's checking his dog for a key and he puts a big sushi knife up to the dog but other then that, Cleese is totally wasted. Rachael Leigh Cook (She's All That, AntiTrust) and Jeffrey Tambor (Hellboy, Tv's Arrested Development) also star. The cast try their best to keep the movie funny interesting but the movie is sub-par and not that interesting when it gets to the final frame. The movie is Scorched, just like the title says. |
| Rating |      | | Date | March 30, 2005 | | Summary | Most Best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Content
 | I saw in my little hunting lodge in VT and it is a great movie. I laughed really hard at some points. |
| Rating |      | | Date | September 14, 2004 | | Summary | Not your every day ordinary comedy | Content
 | If you are accustomed to commonplace punch line/situation comedy you will be amazed how casually yet successfully this movie managed to deliver its slings and arrows of outrageous comedic sense to audience.
With a spectacular cast and hilarious development of plots, each carefully crafted next-door character hoans its own idea of personal vendetta while driving towards a seemingly fiascic stage where all gets tangled up in their web of outlandish karma.
With unique arrays of pleasant soundtrack, and bits and pieces of humorous touch, this movie is classic in its own way and certainly refreshing in its comedic entertainment.
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| Rating |     | | Date | September 04, 2004 | | Summary | Indifferent plot, a fabulous set piece on western squalor | Content
 | When I first saw Scorched, I had the same lackluster response to it as most of the other reviewers. I fully expected to forget it utterly, and was quite surprised to find that my thoughts kept returning to it. Eventually I was motivated to see it again and find out why, and the second time through I figured it out.
While the movie does only a tolerable job of telling a funny story and holding the viewer's attention, it delivers a devastatingly accurate rendition of the cultural wasteland that is the California-Arizona desert.
In the same way that Lost in Translation so exquisitely captures the feeling of working abroad on your own, Scorched captures the utterly sublime squalor of small desert towns. The setting is squalid, the things that happen in the plot are squalid, and above all, the characters are so delicisouly squalid.
Taken as a portrait rather than a story, this movie is a masterpiece. |
| Rating |    | | Date | August 29, 2004 | | Summary | Good popcorn flick | Content
 | This is a good popcorn movie, just don't be expecting too much. I was surprised that it was as good as it is, without using bad humor or offensive stuff to make it funnier. It's about a variety of characters in a small town. Three of them work at a bank, and are less than content with their jobs. They all decide to rob the bank, all on the same weekend. So basically the movie just follows each of them, their motives, and the execution of their plan. Good cast overall, it was a fun movie but nothing much to write home about. |
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