Ralph Garman was born and raised in Northeast Philadelphia. For 40 years following his birth, he has done his best to erase that irritating Philadelphia accent.

At the age of 8, Ralph became a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Each Sunday his parents would drive him the two hours from Northeast Philadelphia to Veteran's Stadium in South Philadelphia where young Ralph had his first beer, and his first pretzel with mustard.

The following year Ralph was sent to a fat camp for exceptionally gifted children where he starred in his very first play, "Are You Going To Eat That?" This satirical romp received nightly standing ovations, giving Ralph the acting bug for life.

Ralph followed his muse through high school, where his quick wit, go him out of quite a few jams.

In college Ralph followed in the shadows of the far more talented upperclassmen he hung out with. It was in college that Ralph began experimenting with his sexuality only to find out he was hetero.

Upon stealing every funny line, sight gag and original thought from George Stroup, Ralph set out to California, where he hasn't been heard from since.

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