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Kanye West in new rant in which he compares himself to a florist
By SP_COP on January 22, 2014 | From metro.co.uk
Kanye West in new rant in which he compares himself to a florist Kanye West is no stranger to borderline-incomprehensible rants, but the speech he gave as he presented new menswear lines in Paris might just be one of his best.

The rapper was unveiling six new lines for A.P.C. as part of his second capsule collections over the weekend and he decided to kick things off with a five-minute monologue in which he compared himself to a housekeeper wanting to become a florist.

West told those gathered: ‘It’s like if you had a housekeeper, and she was the best housekeeper in the whole world, and she said she had the idea to start being a florist. You would pay her three times as much to not follow her dream of being a florist.

‘And what people don’t realize is actually my music is better when I’m allowed to eat my food and drink at the same time. I can walk places quicker when I’m allowed to use my right leg and my left leg.’

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‘It’s like if someone was like, “You’ve made so much with your left leg! You’re the best left-legged person in the world. You can never use your right leg! Why would you want to do that?!” Look at that.

‘And I swear everything is a cliché. You constantly fight against it. You are constantly to the point where just even in 2013 I just decided to turn up.

I said, “You know what, I tried approaching it in a tasteful way. Let me try approaching it in an extremely non-tasteful way. In a very f***-the-world type way. Where all of this is a dream. And instead of it being a nightmare or a frustrated expression that you can’t get out of, let me see if I can, like, get people to understand this.”...
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