Baby Geniuses | | Cast : | Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd | | Director : | Bob Clark (III) | | Studio : | Columbia/Tristar Studios | | Format : | Color, Closed-captioned, Dolby | | Released Date : | March 12, 1999 | | DVD Released Date : | March 23, 2004 | | Language : | English (Dubbed), French (Dubbed), English (Subtitled), English (Original Language) | | Audience Rating : | PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) | | | BUY THIS DVD FROM AMAZON | Customer Reviews
| Rating |  | | Date | July 22, 2005 | | Summary | A unrelenting snoooooooze fest. | Content
 | If you ever wondered what a look who's taking meets james bond movie would be like shame on you. It's ideas like that make crappy movies. Don't see this movie it'll be the worst movie you'll ever see. And if you kid keeps on bugging you to watch with them tell them you have a head ache because by the end you will by the stupity of this film. |
| Rating |  | | Date | July 14, 2005 | | Summary | A very, VERY long distance from "Genius" | Content
 | In my unending quest to add next big "trash classic" to add to my DVD collection, "Baby Geniuses" was highly recommended by many of my fellow schlock-cinema mavens. Sadly, I found nothing "classic" about the flick... but the "trash" part definitely was showing through with each excruciating frame. I found myself overwhelmed with chagrin and disgust at every turn of this low-rent "Home Alone" wannabe. This sad waste of celluloid depicts some of the most UN-witty "witty" dialogue and the most UN-snappy "snaps", insults, rejoinders, and comebacks I've ever forced myself to sit through. And the dialogue between the "babies" (actually, more like young toddlers) ain't no picnic, either! I DID get a kick outta seein' Dom DeLuise get hit in the "forbidden zone" with a monkey wrench, though. I've always felt he needed to have that done to him... in real life... at least once a day. What can I say: I'm a sensitive, empathetic humanitarian type...
Bottom line: I'd have had a better time striking myself in the head with a ball-peen hammer for an hour-and-a-half than I did watching this sad loss of precious quality time. Show this bad-boy to yer young'un only if you want to frighten him/her into never, ever watching kiddie flicks ever again. However, if you're a sick eff who takes sadistic delight in seeing Christopher Lloyd, Kathleen Turner, and Kim Cattrall working some of the worst roles in their spotty acting careers, "Baby Geniuses" might just be what you've been lookin' for..
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| Rating |  | | Date | April 19, 2005 | | Summary | Horrible | Content
 | I'm sorry to those who liked it but I rented it and it was a waste of money. i fell asleep 40 minutes into it. I don't know, maybe its just boring to see babies talking like adults. I'm not bothering to see the 2nd one. |
| Rating |      | | Date | April 10, 2005 | | Summary | great kids film | Content
 | Dont be fooled by the mean reviews others give this movie. In a kids point of view its great. the comedy makes everyone laugh and the plot lines are well thought out. me and my friends love this movie and find the slapstick adult vs kids thing helarious, evern when we were too young to get some of the jokes. its a really nice kid or family film that i think everyone will love. I should know, I have seen the movie 8 times and I am only 12. |
| Rating |      | | Date | February 24, 2005 | | Summary | I loved it | Content
 | This movie was awsome.I mean it`s got a great plot and storyline. You`d love this movie. If i could I`d watch it again and again,but i don`t own it.
Enjoy,
Me |
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