Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood | | Cast : | Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart | | Director : | Gilbert Adler | | Studio : | Universal Studios | | Format : | Color, Widescreen, Surround Sound | | Released Date : | August 16, 1996 | | DVD Released Date : | October 07, 2003 | | Language : | English (Dubbed) | | Audience Rating : | R (Restricted) | | | BUY THIS DVD FROM AMAZON |
Customer Reviews
| Rating |  | | Date | May 18, 2005 | | Summary | 0 STARS: Sorry excuse for a vampire movie | Content
 | When I first saw "Bordello Blood", I was so disappointed in Dennis Miller...he is a good actor in certain situations, but for his to do garbage like this is inexcusable. In fact, Miller looked more ridiculous in this movie than he did as a MNF analyst. This movie was supposed to be a vampire movie and while there are some vampires in it, one can easily see that this movie is a total joke and the crypt keeper and others involved in the making of this movie had to laughing when they made it knowing it was not scary and not any good. This is a waste of a serious horror movie fan's time...if you want camp humor and lame comedy fine, but don't call this a horror movie. Thank you. |
| Rating | | | Date | May 07, 2005 | | Summary | Vampire Hookers,Lust PLUS Ms. Angie Everhart!!!! | Content
| This movie opens with some dialogue from the Crypt Keeper. He's the guy that looks like he has been on a diet a little too long.It seems as if there is a new Bordello in town. Howver as with most Horror movies things are not always what they appear to be and this Bordello is full of Vampire Prostitutes who just Vant To Suck Yor Blud!!!The beautiful former model turned successful actress Angie Everhart plays the Head Vampire, Lilith who is after a rare blood type. I give this movie 5 stars because (1) Ms. Everhart gives a wonderful performance and (2) She had the good sense not to marry Sylvester Stallone. |
| Rating | | | Date | May 07, 2005 | | Summary | I Don't Hate This Movie... But! | Content
| The reason I give this movie 2 stars... is because it tried. It was nothing like the movie, Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight. It was definitely nothing like Tales From The Crypt the series. This movie really is a disgrace to anything Tales From The Crypt. I never would compare movies to their comics or books, because movies always do fall short one way or another sadly. But this movie tried it really did... a couple of it's actors succeeded, that's about it.
First of all... this movie has a no name director, who directed a lot of nothing and wrote a lot of nothing. Actors who all came in stuff a lot of people never heard of. I do think the star, blonde actress... Erika Eleniak, only had one other hit movie and that was Under Siege(Steven Segal). Dennis Miller was the only funny thing about this movie. Throwing out some of his best jokes I thought. Who I think is funny in every movie he's put into such as The Net(Sandra Bullock), and Joe Dirt(David Spade). Angie Everhart... who I thought was the hottest thing in Bordello, and maybe the hottest vampire in any movie.
The special effects for this movie is quite worthless. It tries to have blood and gore, when it just doesn't look real enough, or possible enough. I think it would make a decent 80's flick, but it's nothing for what the 90's did have. For a horror movie this movie was nothing but a block of cheese.
The DVD is pretty dull... having nothing as its extras. Having a weak plot and almost no action. No real looking action that is. All in all, for a horror flick for a great fun killing thriller... this movie fails completely. It's worth watching but nothing I don't think anybody can watch over and over. |
| Rating | | | Date | December 21, 2004 | | Summary | Dreadful, A real insult to Tales From the Crypt | Content
| This sorry excuse for a horror movie takes the number 6 place in the worst horror movies of the 90s. The reason this movie fails is because mis-casting,bad acting,and cheap special effects. Erika Elanik calls on det. Dennis Miller to find her trouble making brother who was missing after he and his friends visit a bordello where the vampires lurk. The plot is so badly written anyone could write a better plot on tissue paper and the casting was badly casted like Angie Everhart as the villian vampire Lillith or Dennis Miller's terrible performance as the dectective,at least find a better comedian for the role. Chris Sarandon's role was wasted as a TV priest/rockstar and Corey Feldman was also wasted as Elanik's brother. Avoid this at all costs. Just watch a TV episode or watch Demon Knight,There a whole lot better than this dud. |
| Rating | | | Date | September 25, 2004 | | Summary | A TOTAL DISGRACE TO THE EC COMICS LEGENDS! | Content
| William Gaines must be rolling around in his grave. Shame, shame...AVOID THIS! |
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