The Texas Chainsaw Massacre | | Cast : | Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Andrew Bryniarski | | Director : | Marcus Nispel | | Studio : | New Line Home Entertainment | | Format : | Color, Widescreen, Dolby, DTS Surround Sound | | Released Date : | October 17, 2003 | | DVD Released Date : | June 07, 2005 | | Language : | English (Dubbed), English (Subtitled), English (Original Language), Spanish (Subtitled) | | Audience Rating : | R (Restricted) | | | BUY THIS DVD FROM AMAZON |
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| Rating |  | | Date | August 17, 2005 | | Summary | Oh my, my, my! | Content
 | This is the kind of film that makes you wonder what the flip the director was on while filming it. Honestly, the star studded cast should hide their heads in a bag!
guns hidden in vaginal areas?
kosher salt rubbed on an amputated leg then neatly wrapped in paper towels?
This film is as amusing as watching a pig being stabbed to death through the heart by ignorant farming savages who can't find a more decent way to end an animals life.
There is no depth in this film or any other slasher films for that matter.
All this type of gruesome material ever does is desensitize and somehow makes it seem perfectly normal to dismember, skin, cut, dice, and/or cook another human's flesh. Filth, trash, poison for thought, etc. Same applies to the original version and every other version after it. I've yet to find what young people get out of witnessing these gruesome human meat banquets and such. It's just DISGUSTING! this film is DISGUSTING!
Sure, I understand that we all like a good scare from time to time but I don't think we all like to vomit. Atleast not me.
The Shining was scarier than this poor excuse for a remake crap film. Because this just wasn't scary, infact none of these so-called slasher films are. They just AREN'T. And yet I'm willing to watch them, but only to satirize cause man is that fun! I bet I get more kicks from that, than the demented loser gets from gobbling up his victims with worchestershire sauce!
IF YOU ASK ME THEY SHOULD COMPLETELY STRIP THE DIRECTORS/PRODUCERS AND SIT THEM DOWN ON AN ANT HILL and air them live on national television!
As teens we are attracted to this sort of filth, and as adults we allow our children to watch it as well. Stores actually sell action figures of demented, highly screwed in the head, figurines of leatherface and such.
We claim that the wittle children are our future and we feed them this disgusting display of cannibalistic rituals and crap!
What a future we have in store don't we?
I'm just waiting for the news reporters to announce that some seriously whacked up weirdo with bad hair and false teeth is terrorizing some deserted area in one of the states. Running around, waving a chainsaw whose blades look like they're about to rust off any minute now. But I figure hey, they caught Saddam Hussein right? then who is wimpy-face to argue? and maybe with this new technology and crap he can actually get a face transplant and get over his overbearing weight. He's shy that's all. Excessively shy, like that Dahmer dude who couldn't even pin the corsage on his date's dress.
Still, I wonder what brand of chainsaw he uses. |
| Rating | | | Date | August 10, 2005 | | Summary | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (New Line Platinum Series) | Content
| If I could have given this movie a zero, I would have. It was just stupid. I mean, I'm at a loss of words....for me that's rare, as to just how poorly made this seemingly low budget movie is. DON'T waste your time or money. |
| Rating | | | Date | August 09, 2005 | | Summary | loved the weirdness of it all (like a bad dream) | Content
| what a weird freakin movie this was...(sort of David Lynch'ish in the "Movie Characters" dept - 2 extremely odd ladies living in a trailer, a disgustingly corrupt cop with tobacco spittle running down his chin, a nasty old paraplegic just waiting to cop a feel off of his young stranded guest...ewwww. Nasty indeed, but great footage & scenery to make "this" horror film pretty good in my eyes. In fact, you'll want to shower after the movie's over because of all the filthy "backwoods" characters, dirt, dust, putrifying body parts, dripping ceilings, slimy wet floors, blood...etc. Gross, but better than a lot of stupid horror flicks out there.
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| Rating | | | Date | August 06, 2005 | | Summary | Gee All Poor Leatherface Needed Was Some Skin Cream and a Shrink | Content
| There is a terrifying trend in modern horror films, villians with psychiatric issues. I for one find this to be a cheap pitiful cop out, and just silly. This movie although filmed dark and moody isn't really scary and Leatherface comes off as that weird kid in school who had a lot of acne who just finally snapped. Why filmmakers find the need to remake everything these days is beyond me, but this one was really unnecessary, the updating doesn't really help this time around. Maybe Leatherface was just crazy, why can't these villians just be sick in the head without the new personal self image troubles, c'mon people save that crap for the next Hilary Duff movie. Tobe Hooper this movie is an insult to what you created and I apologize for having even seen it. |
| Rating | | | Date | August 01, 2005 | | Summary | Another Great Horror Flick | Content
| This is not the same as the 1974 version but I still think it's great because it's a little different then the original and more updated.A couple of young adults go down to texas to see a concert but they pick up a hitchiker and things start to go crazy the kids get cut up and mess up and is worth a look at I can't say how but you'll be scare and entertain at what you see. |
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